Okay public service announcement you guys
do NOT have kids with birthdays that are really close because you will have just way too much cake and you can only have cake for breakfast and lunch and dinner before you start considering your future's dire circumstances.
I WAS EATING MY BROTHER'S CAKE for breakfast/lunch and I STARTED CHOKING AND DYING
APPARENTLY I AM ALLERGIC TO THIS CAKE
which is really depressing
because it was really good cake
so that's probably not going to stop me from eating it come to think of it
BUT IN MORE IMPORTANT NEWS( we share a common threat, citizensCollapse )